"Coochie coochie coo. Oh my, what a cute puppy. Can I hold him?"
"Sure, go ahead."
"Ouch! He bit me! This damn dog bit my hand! I'm gonna fuckin kill this mutherfuckin dog!"
"I'm gonna kill you too if you try to stop me. Now give me my fuckin' gun."
"Don't shoot the puppy!"
"Oh no, what have I done, I killed the puppy… No, I've killed you both. Now I've got rabies. I might as well shoot myself too…"
Do you think you're patient enough not to move the fuckin' mouse? I don't think so. I bet you a million bucks on the first try you won't even last 1 second.
You will need a flash player.