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Archive for May, 2006

X-Men 3: The Last Stand?

Warning: This is a spoiler.

Yesterday I was at the Podium to watch X-Men III: The Last Stand. Did I enjoy the movie? I guess I did but I was disappointed of the story's plot. It was nothing like in the comics. I didn't see Night Crawler. Cyclops died, killed by Jean Grey, or her alter-ego, The Phoenix. Professor Xavier died too. Magneto lost his powers. Poor Jean Grey died in the end. Logan or Wolverine was a loser. He could have fucked Jean Grey when he had the chance. Inside the danger room, there was a sentinel. There was a sentinel? How? I mean did sentinels exist on their time? What's more weird is, Wolverine's healing factor in the movie is so fast unlike in the comics. But what the heck? The story changed a lot.

One thing though, if you're planning to watch the movie, don't leave your seats yet until the ending credits finished rolling.



The 6 Underground Invasion!

It was friday night, and I was looking for some place to go. I was supposed to go home after work but I wanna have fun (after the bad break up I had)  so invited two of my officemates, Riggy boy and Jose to look for some cool place to hang out and get drunk. We were planning to go to W-Grill but Riggy Boy doesn't like it there because he says the place is boring. Well, yeah I agree with him a lot especially right now that we've found a new place to go, 6 Underground.

6 UndergroundThe place was introduced to us by Jose but it was the first time for the 3 of us to go there. It was along Palanca St. (Correct me if I'm wrong) near Gweilos. I've heard about 6 Underground too many times before and I've been wanting to go there ever since but I don't wanna go alone. So last friday was my chance and the night was great! The place is cool and comfy. According to my calculation, It has room for 200 to 300 people – I guess… Well, sort of. Red Horse beer costs 85 bucks – buy one take one. The food and the people are great. The bands and the music are cool and great too.

Onstage was Fuseboxx and Join the Club. I don't know the other bands who played or was I just drunk? Anyway, I had my digital camera with me, so I had great shots of Fuseboxx and Join the Club and the other bands. You can check 'em out on my flickr page. Fuseboxx was Red Horse Muziklaban's 2003 champion, I think. Join The Club wrote your radio-friendly hit song "Nobela". Pulp's photographer, BrutalGrace was also there taking some photos of the bands. I didn't check out her camera but I'm sure she had a good camera, yeah because she's a photographer. I had a short chat with her about NU 107 DJs but I really don't remember what we were talking about anymore because the alcohol that I took in, took control of my mind.  Mayonnaise was also there but I don't know if they played or not but they were outside the place. I had a few photos of Monty, Mayonnaise's  frontman and guitars, and Shan, their drummer. And oh, I almost forgot, I also met three cool girls. I had taken photos of them. I really wanted to post them here but I'd ask their permissions first.

So that was it. The weird thing on that night was, there were three of us who went to the place but when it was time to go home, there were only two of us remaining. Riggy boy was no where to be found. I think he has some powers and he can teleport to anyplace anytime. He was Harry Houdini of the modern times. A great escape artist he is. The last thing I remebered about him was he was texting with his master – his girlfriend. So his girlfriend gave him a warning that if he doesn't go home before midnight, it'll be the end of him. So at that same time, he used his powers and teleported home. Cool. I wish I had powers like him too.

The night was over and i hailed a taxi and went home. I really wish that I had Riggy Boy's teleporting powers so I wouldn't hire a cab anymore.

A Virgin’s Plea: An experiment gone too far.

God damn it! I knew it! I knew this was just some stupid experiment – no, it's more than a stupid experiment, this was a marketing strategy to catch people's attention and go to his website. If I were Mathew, the site's creator and mastermind,  I shouldn't have exposed the truth. Why? Because I still think his idea is cool and the rate of unique visitors per day is great. Imagine that, for just 18 days he got more than 3.3 million clicks. This means his god damn experiment was successful. He's averaging 183,000 plus unique hits a day. And at that rate, he could have achieved his target of 5 million unique visitors.

So what's next? A Virgin Priest's Plea? Help the Priest fuck? Cool.

Biscuit anyone?

Has anyone wondered how large the population of China is? It's more than a billion and growing. That's 1/6 of the world's total population. Can you imagine how horny these people are? And imagine if more horny people are being born in China everyday, the world will be full of Chinese. Would that be fun or what? I really love chinese girls you know. If that would be the case, every horny Filipino male like me would have 20 Chinese girls. I could have even more… Oh, I'm just imagining things. I did not mean to offend anyone.

Anyway, I have some interesting story again to tell you. My friend (Sorry, I can't tell his name) told me that somewhere in China, there's some market where a lot of human fetus are sold for food. It's like balut here in the Philippines, only worse. In china it isn't in an eggshell, it's outside the shell. Hahahaha. Get it? I've also heard from some of my friends that one brand of luncheon meat here in the Philippines is made of human fetus. I won't tell which one. The worse part of this is, I do believe them because they are my ever reliable source of crazy ideas. Now dig that!!! It's like that old popular movie Soylent Green.

Biscuit anyone? 


The bright light beams from her eyes like broken glass.
Or a broken heart, who would have guessed?
You’d leave me here.
Beneath my eyes I feel the tears, I hold back.
I won’t leave this way again.
As my legs start to shake, I feel nothing.
I wanted you, I needed you, but you weren’t there for me this time.
I won’t leave this way again.
You that I loved, that I needed.
You weren’t there.
Not this time.
What can I do?
I was supposed to love you.
What can I say?
I won’t leave.
What can I do?
I was supposed to help you.
I cannot feel.
Last breath I feel, warm air intake.
The last summer’s day, last one I take.
I won’t leave this way.
Lost it all for you.
When the shadows beam, misery remains.
I won’t leave this time.

This is Silverstein’s fifth track from their first debut album, When Broken is Easily Fixed. I could really relate to this right now. Yeah, this is so screamo.

Happy Mom’s Day

To all mother's out there, today is your day. So go shopping and eat oysters.

Some people will do anything just to fuck

A Virgin's Plea

Some virgin guy is asking for your help to help him fuck some girl. I say let him masturbate instead. If he is really a true man then he should work hard for it. But what the heck, I say let him fuck that girl and let him have a taste of heaven.

Wanna see who this guy is? Well just check out the details or give your hand to a virgin's plea.