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Archive for September, 2007

It Takes Only One Day to Grow Old

Yes. I’m older by 1 year now. It was my birthday awhile ago or should I say yesterday. Did I get any presents? Nah, still the same old ordinary day. Didn’t get any gifts so I’ll give you guys something instead. I’ve written a tutorial on how to install 3.52 M33-4 on your PSP. Well if you don’t have a PSP then please pass this on to someone who has one.

Here it is, the how to guide on installing 3.52 M33-4 custom firmware.


Lo! The song Marco and I made

I was scanning through my files on my old hard drive last week and I found this song. The song is still untitled and I don’t know what it means. So I’m gonna call the song Lo! The song was written by Marco and I made the music of course. I play the guitar and Marco did the singing. Now i’m wondering, do I have what it takes to be a musician? Listen to the guitar part and leave your comments.

This is live, unedited digital recording. So forgive the noise.

Music and CMS

Somebody visit my tumblr page. What the hell is it all about? It’s actually my music blog. It deserves to be read too by slackers from anywhere around the world.

I’ve decided to minimize slacking for a bit and learn Drupal. Drupal is a Content Management System for your information. I’ve gotta try the templating system of this CMS. Some say it’s hard but with the right motivation and the passion to learn, Drupal will be a piece of cake.

I still have no updates for my WordPress theme. I have many ideas on mind but there’s not just enough time. Oh I really wish I had all the time in the world. It’s almost 9 AM. I gotta go fix myself or I’m gonna be late for work again.

Damn. Ketnana.

The Coconut Milk Order

My friend, Zell and I went to the canteen to have lunch. There were these two guys, and I think they’re both gay who were on the line and they can’t fucking decide what they’re gonna eat. They were asking the lady at the food counter if the chicken had coconut milk on it. I can’t help but notice the disappointment on their faces when the lady said there was none. Now why are these two fucking faggots looking for coconut milk? What’s with coconut milk? Then suddenly it hit me. They were looking for something to eat that looks like semen. I told Zell about it and when the two faggots left we were laughing. I’m really a good person but the next time I see faggots messing around like that I’m gonna kick their fucking asses off.

Did you know that 30% of the men who goes to the gym are gay? Well, that was according to Zell. So why do fucking fags go to the gym? The answer is obvious. Of course they want to meet guys. Makati is infested with fags. And most of these fags are good looking men. Well I think that’s good. It eliminates the competition. It increases the chance of getting those hot chicks.

Wishful thinking.


After becoming productive and finishing a WordPress theme I watched Superbad. This is the time for slacking. What is it you say? According to Wikipedia, Superbad is a 2007 comedy film written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. The film is directed by former television director Greg Mottola and is produced by Judd Apatow, previously known for directing The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up. Did you like the definition? Well I sure hope you did.

Before I continue, let me tell you that this post may contain a few spoilers. But it doesn’t matter, you’ll have to watch it anyway.

Superbad is not yet released here in the Philippines but I managed to download it yesterday from one of the torrent sites. It is a funny film actually. The story is about two senior highschool best friends Evan (Michael Cera) and Seth (Jonah Hill), who tries to get girlfriends before the summer ends. You’ll be shown some illustrations of “dicks” drawn by the young Seth in different forms and shapes. You’ll also meet Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), a funny geek kid who shows his fake ID to Seth and Evan with the name of McLovin. He’ll team up with two funny reckless cops to destroy a police car. Well, enough said. I surely enjoyed the movie but the ending was a little bit odd. I really think that the two main characters were gay. Better watch the movie if you wanna know why.

Superbad will be shown in the Philippines on October 24.

Got Broke with My New Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000

I got myself a new keyboard. It’s the ultimate ergonomic keyboard of all time. It has a nice interface and a rubber wrist pad to help you type conveniently. I bought it from my brother. Well he has the connections. It’s brand new and best of all, it rocks. By the way it’s called the Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000. Cool name eh? Yeah it is. The problem right now is, I’m broke. After paying for that havoc-wreaking palmsize helicopter and buying this one, I’ve only got a few hundred bucks in my pocket. And worse thing is, my next expected salary will still be on the fifteenth of this month. Oh well, swell. To all ye slackers, feast your eyes on my new keyboard! Here ya go buddies. Well, if you want one you can contact me and I’ll contact my big bro for you.

Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000

Let’s Wreak Havoc with My Palmsize Helicopter

I have a new toy. It’s the Palmsize Havoc Helicopter I got from ThinkGeek. Thanks to Justin for the shipping and handling.

So what is this toy all about? It’s an amazingly small helicopter that flies up and down and it keeps moving forward. You control the hover height and right or left turns. I haven’t tried it out yet but I am going to later. So right now I’m going for a lunch break then buy my toy some batteries and voila. Pure geek fun inside the office. Slackin around again!